What Women Want: Attempt 2

Gulp!

Men: dire news! My first attempt at explaining what women want has been a categorical failure! Not 12 hours ago, when I had just finished writing said post, I made my first attempt to put my new-found understanding into action.

I barely escaped with my life.

In order that you may avoid a similar fate, I have undertaken this second attempt at explaining womens’ most closely guarded needs and desires. May it guide you in your path to ravishment. Continue reading

Advertisements

What Women Want: Attempt 1

Harry Enfield is just one of many charitable figures renowned for undertaking progressive work with women.

There is a question that every man asks himself at least once in his life (well, probably many times in his life. Or even many times a day…): ‘What do women want?!

Let’s not beat around the bush here: women are one of the universe’s biggest mysteries. However, in this blog I will make my first bold attempt at deciphering the answer to this mystery – at pulling back the curtain on the wondrous mind of the woman, and unveiling to all its dark and myriad secrets.

For those of you who may be questioning my credentials, I assure you that I am perfectly suited to this task: as I have had a grand total of <one> girlfriends in my life, I think it is only fair that I should be recognized as one of the most profound authorities on this matter.

Let us begin: Continue reading